Week 29: Despite All His Rage, He Is Still Just Nicolas Cage

The treasure would probably be somewhere nobody would try to look. Somewhere gross and smelly. So I would assume it could possibly be at the garbage company uptown! It would be in the building behind the trucks way in the back inside old trash cans that still have old garbage in them. I am sure Cage will be true to his word cause he probably isn't going to want to go through old smelly garbage and will need and extra hand. And if i go in and get the treasure i can just take out my fair share before i give it to him and he breaks his word. Unless Cage wants to go dumpster diving for it then he should really share.

Week #28 Dumb Laws

Champaign IL One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. Chicago IL It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Florida Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Texas It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. All these laws from different places are pretty dumb! But I guess someone had to of done them to make them become a law!...Why would anyone want to have a sexual relationship with a PORCUPINE!? That would be weird..And why would you want to pee in someones mouth? But i guess people are pretty weird and will most likely do anything to get a laugh. But my favorite would have to be it is illegal to milk another persons cow. How would you like to walk out and see just a random man/woman milking your cow? I think i would be pretty mad and then have to find a better way to keep people from doing it again.

Week #27 So Many Mistakes

A mistake I made would be trusting people. Not saying you can't trust anyone but some people I had trusted are really two-faced and will never be trusted by me again. Trust is a huge thing in a friendship and in a relationship. You want somebody to keep your secrets and want someone you can talk to about ANYTHING. But sometimes we trust the wrong people and it puts us in bad situations and you wonder why we told the person the things we did. It hurts finding out the person you once trusted spilled all your secrets and made you the bad guy. They spilled everything about you yet you kept all their secrets. How can that be? Well because you actually know how to keep a secret ad not be two-faced.But trusting people is my best mistake because it showed me I don't need anyone. I don't need to depend on anyone because eventually they will screw me over. I can do things on my own and some people just weigh me down and prevent me from doing anything. And I don't need those people in my life. Actually nobody needs those people. You need people to build you up. Not bring you down.

Week #26 Operation Save the Rabbit

The Easter Bunny needs to be saved so he bring candy to the kids. The psychotic leprechauns are being real buttheads! They are trying to steal all the candy!! But they dont see the Easter Bunny trying to steal their pot of gold!! Someone needs to save the Easter Bunny!!! I would but those psychotic leprechauns can be pretty dangerous! We need someone willing to do whatever it takes!! Hmm who will it be? It has to be someone tall so they are huge compared to the psychotic leprechauns and they have to be really tough and scary! Someone needs to step up and SAVE THE EASTER BUNNY!! the kids will be very disappointing if they dont get candy.

Week #25 Salsa Shark

Actually I never played with my food because then I would always get in trouble!! Getting in trouble was never fun..I made sure i followed the rules with not playing with my food that way I didn't have to go to bed without supper. But when I tried to I liked to blow bubbles in my milk or mess around with my mashed potato's and try to form them into something. My parents didn't like that so much..well my mom really didn't like it but my dad would sometimes let me do it. But most of the time i got in trouble. Now i understand where they come from when they dont want you to play with your food because its annoying when my brother tries.